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A story about the time I racked my balls

This is a story about the time I racked my balls. It is a Halloween costume story. Halloween is my second favorite holiday after Sick Day. Past costumes include: Mr T. Michael Jackson Ninja (This required me to practive “walking like a ninja,” which I did a lot, until I was a total expert.) There’s … Continue reading